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The Wacky World of Tex Avery
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Season 1 • Episode 24
Season 1 • Episode 24
Tex Avery and Sagebrush Sid compete to become the clown in the rodeo.
When Neanderthals find themselves hungry and unable to reach a giant dinosaur egg perched on a cliff top, Einstone comes to the rescue.
Sagebrush Sid is determined to rob the gold shipment on today’s train.
Ghengis the barbarian takes his reign of terror throughout the world but is stopped by the Great Wall, and Khannie.
Our hero Tex is lost in a blizzard when he chances across a cabin stocked full of food and firewood.
Fed up with flies, Amanda decides to put to sea on a cruise ship to escape.
Maurice decides to prepare breakfast in bed for his Ma and Pa.
Tex is on his way to visit Chastity when a big Grizzly refuses to let him pass.
When Mooch tries to nab Maurice, the little chicken thinks his new sitter wants to play war.
Amanda's mind finally snaps from the strain of her battles with Freddy.
Dan is a self-important businessman who needs to get to the airport on time.
Ghengis arrives in Scotland invades castle McKhannie in an attempt to conquer Scotland.
It’s double-cross to see who gets the shaft, er, the mine.
Phony television chef Dan Du Jour is a tyrant with his staff!
When Mooch discovers that it's Maurice's first day of school, he decides to catch the little squab by hijacking the school bus.
Amanda does her social duty by volunteering at the local library.
When Maurice arrives at the dojo for his first kung fu lesson, Mooch waylays the instructor and takes his place.
While rescuing a local mouse, a bad local alley cat see Power Pooch chewing his Power Slipper.
Amanda settles to relax when she finds herself being haunted by Freddy’s buzzing.
Mooch decides to call a false alarm to get the firemen out and trick Maurice into his stomach.
Dan hides out in a dentist’s only to discover that Pompeii Pete is their assistant.
When the Neanderthals come to Einstone to fix their cave roof, our genius helps them with some ideas.
After Sid is abusive to his horse, the animal demands that horses get the cushy jobs.
When his mother comes to stay, Einstone tries to get rid of her by finding her a boyfriend.
Mooch discovers Maurice in a toy store and sets out to get his lunch.
Chastity has had it with Tex and Sid always fighting and demands they do a program with class.
Ghengis conquers Egypt only to discover that the Princess, Khannie, has other plans.
Einstone meets a sexy cave babe and gets hit by Cupid's club!
When Ghengis tries to sacrifice Khannie to the volcano god, Khannie gets something better than gold!
A time traveler comes from the future to pick one caveman to bring back with him.
Danny Boy is instructed to teach a crime lord's nephew the ropes of the business.
Khannie is back in her native Asia when Genghis attacks the Himalayas.
Einstone creates the Ugh Lympic Games to give them an alternative to beating brains out.
Einstone realizes the Neanderthals evolutionary development is threatened because they're out of shape.
Ghengis arrives in the Amazon with plans to cut a highway to conquering the tribes of Brazil.
Tex isn’t sure he likes this technology, especially when the outcome of the cartoon is in the hands the audience.
Dan the Man is a lawyer on vacation who wants to be left alone by Pompeii Pete.
Chastity has reached her tolerance of fighting and demands to know how this feuding got started.
Einstone opens the Einstone School of Medicine to teach how to help fellow cavemen.
Cattle rustler Sid is determined to steal Tex's herd of steers.
Power Pooch must rescue Little Buddy who is held prisoner by the nefarious Dr. Hydrant!
Amanda learns from a kooky mystic that a fly on your person can be lucky.
Sid is an outlaw trying to steal gold from Tex's fort.
In order to look like the skinny models in Vague magazine, Amanda heads for a really strict fat farm.
Power Pooch is determined to protect the wealth of a solitary old lady.
Dr. Dan, who practices golf more than medicine, meets his match in friendly Pete.
An alien ship is approaching Earth, and Power Pooch instantly assumes it's an attack.
Genghis is out to conquer an Indian tribe when he runs into little squaw Khannie.
Sagebrush Sid "sidnaps" Chastity to row her to a church downriver for a wedding just so he can get a kiss.
In a series of comical blackout gags, Maurice plays haunted house with his hungry neighbor.
Amanda hires a Medium to help her contact her supposedly dead brother.
Power Pooch is reverted back to puppy-hood when Dr. Hydrant blows a special dog whistle.
When Maurice goes fishing, Mooch realizes this could be his chance to make a catch.
Tex and Sid try to their hardest to gain weight to gain Chastity’s favor.
It's hungry fly versus selfish dowager where baking a cake becomes battle royale.
Count Danula, gets a visit from traveling pizza boy Pompeii Pete.
Mooch disguises as the Tooth Fairy in hopes of getting dinner.
Genghis invades Camelot to make himself King of the Round Table.
When a Neanderthal’s wife leaves for a shopping her husband is clueless as to taking care of their newborn baby.
Tex is a Pony Express Rider carrying something in his saddlebags.
Amanda, to save her reputation as a charitable rich person, sends Freddy to a finishing school.
Dan the Man is arap star whose recent change of name prompts him to change his image.
When three Neanderthals hunt down and capture a rock, then eat it, Einstone decides to teach them how to properly eat.
Lieutenant Dan is the hottest Top Gun weapon's expert in the fleet. Rocks, mountain goats, you name it - he'll blow it up.
Dr. Hydrant sends a "fake" Little Buddy into Power Pooch's hideout to discover the means of his power and steal it.
Amanda's visit to the Whitehouse to meet the chief finds her aghast at his latest pet, The First Fly -- Freddy!
After a freak accident while powering up, Power Pooch discovers he now has an evil duplicate of himself.
Genghis is about to conqueror Thailand when he's rudely awakened to the fact that he's not the only conqueror in the world.
Power Pooch comes across a mummy. Thinking it's a "mommy", he rushes it to the hospital, where he takes it upon himself to help her.
Einstone aids a clumsy Neanderthal who is in love with a female Neanderthal but has no idea how to approach her.
Pompeii Pete tries to deliver some packages to skydiver Dan... CASH ON DELIVERY! But Dan refuses to pay.
After Sid Bunyan chops down the every last tree in his area, he goes after Tex's tree sanctuary.
Dan's love affair with his snazzy car is brought to a halt when he collides with a boulder.
Mistakenly convinced that he has hurt Little Buddy, Power Pooch vows never to use his powers for violence again and joins a Himalayan monastery.
Tex is lost in the burning hot desert and fresh out of water.
When little Maurice goes to the beach for an afternoon of fun, Mooch waylays the lifeguard and attempts to turn Maurice into lunch by "destroying" him in volleyball.
Power Pooch unknowingly wreaks havoc by botching a bank robbery arrest involving a mime.
Amanda is having an all out English style Fox-hunt, only in order to illustrate her love for animals, she's hunting Freddy, who we discover knows a lot about obstacles, trumpet blowing and the art of the chase.
Mooch poses as a friendly alien in order to lure Maurice into his barbecue-spaceship.
Pompeii Pete is mistaken for a James Bond-esque spy by notorious super criminal, Blo-Dan.
The race is on between Tex and Sid to see who delivers Chastity to Dirtwater first!
Amanda and Freddy are shipwrecked on a island where the natives worship Freddy as a god.
It's Maurice's birthday and Clucko the Clown is coming to his party.
Tex is lost in the jungle when he inadvertently strikes the fancy of a large female gorilla.
Einstone attempts to lure a bullying Dinosaur into a tar pit by dressing as a female dinosaur.
Genghis needs a big cannon so he can capture a distant fort for the Emperor.
Tex and Sid race to get the first photo of the notorious Bigfoot for Chastity's newspaper.
Einstone discovers loneliness and concludes that his super-genius antics prevent him from making friends.
Power Pooch is tired and insists on taking a vacation, but he ends up at the dog pound.
Dan the Man is a passenger on an airplane and Pete is a bumbling flight attendant.
Amanda is courted by polished Ronald Coleman-like gold digger, Monsieur Le Leech.
When Amanda acquires a supposedly cursed diamond to impress her peers, Freddy decides to play the legend to the hilt.
Pooch's master is mad over a squirrel who keeps digging up his yard to bury nuts.
Sagebrush Sid figures the only way to beat the system is to become Sagebrush Sindy.
A sudden disappearance of the city's postal workers prompts Power Pooch to fill in and assume the role of every dog's most hated enemy - the mailman.
Tex is climbing the biggest mountain around so he can name it after his true love Chastity.
Papa Squab wants to surprise Mama with a new TV entertainment unit, but he doesn't know how to hook it up.
While on vacation in Hollywood, Pete takes a studio tour and accidentally gets cast in the latest Danger Dan action film as Dan's sidekick.
Tex enters the Great Yukon Sled Race only to discover that five-time champion Yukon Sid is cheating.
Genghis has come to Mars to claim it for the Emperor.
Amanda Banshee angers a fortune teller who tries to zap her with a curse that makes everything she touches worthless.
Mystery writer Dan is trying to think up a unique murder weapon when his noisy gardener disturbs him.
Amanda is determined to win big on her favorite game show.
Tex and Sid's fightin' gets them put in a looney bin where a therapist attempts to turn their fightin' ways to friendliness.
Mooch realizes he has a problem with chickens and that his life has become unmanageable, so he attends a Carnivores Anonymous meeting.
Power Pooch believes that when the First Lady says the she will "take out the President" it does not mean dinner and a show.
After taking a sound bullying from obnoxious Neanderthals, Einstone picks up and moves on to more tolerant types, a village of Dinosaurs.
Pete innocently answers a bank's help wanted ad and is employed as a hostage when Dan's bank robbery attempt goes terribly wrong.
Mooch convinces the townspeople that a baseball team is needed to prevent the young chickens from becoming juvenile delinquents.
Dan the Man is the unethical director of an art museum, who plans to steal an exhibited diamond.
Sherlock Einstone, the world's finest (and only) detective, takes on his toughest case: finding a lost turtle.
Dan the Man is having a party at his mansion and Pompeii Pete is the doorman.
Einstone invents drama to inspire the Neanderthals to strive towards civilization.
Tex finds himself abducted aboard a U.F.O., where he competes Sid for the affections of a beautiful space alien.
Power Pooch is all set to go rescue the kidnapped Lieutenant, when he discovers the Power Shoe is missing.
Tex and Sid find it hard to play out their Magnificent 7 parody when a Network Executive keep jumping in with great new ideas.
Genghis is a secret agent from H.O.R.D.E sent by the Emperor to find a top secret Growth Serum.
Einstone is going to take some Neanderthal guttersnipe and teach her to bathe, dress and speak; thus, he'll finally have the perfect mate.
Einstone desperately wants to observe how it is that Neanderthal men have success meeting girls.
Genghis and the Emperor have conquered everything on the planet... except for the lost continent of Atlantis and its elusive treasure.
Mooch wants to add Maurice to the ingredients to a recipe he wants to try, so he agrees to help Maurice with his science experiment.
The Lieutenant is excited about his upcoming awards banquet. But Pooch gets it into his head that his master is walking into a trap!
The Emperor offers Genghis his own private garden as a place for Genghis to recuperate.
Burglar Dan attempts to trick his way into a mansion by posing as a toddler.
Mooch masquerades as Maurice's younger Cousin Sven on a Squab family vacation to the Grand Canyon.
Genghis marches through the desert of Texas to take over the famed fortress Alamo.
Tex is out tendin' to his garden when a feisty little Armadillo insists on eating his vegetables.
When Einstone decides he's had enough of living in the land before minds he's given a chance to sample the fruits of the future via time travel.
When a smart outsider arrives, Einstone is delighted to finally have some intelligent company.
It's a beautiful day and Mooch wants nothing to do with Chicken hunting.
Amanda invites a writer to her manor in hopes that he will immortalize her in a story.
The Emperor goes on vacation and leaves the key to the empire in Genghis' hands.
Einstone invents the Smartifier, a machine that will make the other cavemen smart.
Amanda accidentally reveals to her butlers that she's put them in her will.
Genghis is a corporate raider pillaging properties and taking over businesses.
In the town of Sagebrush City, all the citizens look and think like Sid.
After Sid and Tex accidentally dispatch the smarmy host of a television bloopers show, they take over as hosts.
In the future, Mooch is finally sick and tired of chasing Maurice around and around.
The highly secretive men who protect Earth from the dirtbags of the universe are known as the Men in Lavender.
Dan is Bat-Dan, the greedy superhero who only fights crime, after he's been rewarded.
When the Society Humorless Meddlers Only for Education picket Tex's show for too much non-educational content, Tex and Sid struggle to make their conflict funny and educational.