Opening: The cast members are holding tryouts but at first, they get a boring singer. Next, a kid shows up to audition but Bryan accidentally sets his soda can on the rejecting button. Then, Jamie Lynn Spear shows up and turns out to be very talented (She can shrink Shane to the size of a carrot!). So they pick her to be the new cast member. Bridgett's Slumber Party: Bridgett (Chelsea) is getting annoyed by his little brother, Elliot (Kyle) so Bridgett decides to give him a girlfriend. Elliot picks a cute girl named Sandy (Shane) but the girls decide it should be this other girl named Kristen (Jamie). Advice From The Old Lady in Shane's Mouth Storytime with the Osbournes Bucketman: Bucketman(Shane) must stop two robbers from robbing a jewel store. Know Your Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears get insulted by the announcer. The Old Lady in Shane's Mounth introduces the musical guest, B2K! Musical Guest: B2K (""Why I Love You"")
Opening: The cast meets a VERY old cast member of All That backstage. They find out from him the show was around for 72 YEARS! Crazy Cab Driver: The Spy Kids hop into the cab into the cab of the Crazy Cab Driver (Bryan) trying to catch a villain. Thelma Stump: Jack DeSena this time tries to get past Thelma (Jamie) but can't! Randy Quench: Randy (Jack) this time stumbles into a birthday of a girl (Jamie) Know Your Stars: The Spy Kids get insulted by the announcer this time. Randy Quench (Jack) introduces the musical guest, Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet! Musical Guest: Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet (""I'm gonna make you love me"")
Hamster Mind Control: Chelsea reads a book on controlling the a hamster's mind but she ends up controlling Shane's mind. Sugar & Coffee: The orbs aren't working so Buzz & Kaffy start panicking. Connect the Zits: Today, Giovonnie connects zits and the zits resemble a duck today. Trashin' Fashion Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne gets insulted by the announcer today. Musical Guest: Yasmeen (""?"")